Announcer: Hello there Phoenix! This is your radio star Jeffrey Ahn!

Sound: (clapping)

Announcer: These days there has been a huge couple boom. Over the past week there has been more than fifteen couples formed. Including myself.

Sound: (love noises)

Announcer: Just walking down the hallways you can just feel the love in the air. Couples here. Couples there. They're everywhere! Will this trend continue or stop in the next couple of days.

Announcer: Another exciting event is the start of the soccer season. The phoenix team has tied two and lost its first three games. Many of them were very close and winnable games. However, in the end they just couldn't come through. Come to the home games and support our favorite team.

Announcer: Next, lets talk about the disease going on in this school. Senioritis has hit the twelfth grade hard. Last week Mr. Otis and Christianberry called up all the seniors to the new building to talk about the abundance of F's and D's. Seniors lets work hard to get all C's at least!

Sound: (BOOOO)

Announcer: Next up is the Freshman class. These bad boys will go up against anything. They aren't scared of nothing. They don't seem to know anything about the korean culture and will fight with their lives. It's great to see such a feisty class in KIS.

Sound: (Cheering)

Announcer: Lastly, lets talk about who is going to be this years Prom Queen and King. Who is it going to go to? Do you think your the most popular kid in school? Come to the prom and find out!

Announcer: That's it for today Phoenix! Tune in next time to hear all the latest news about our school. Keep flying Phoenix!

Sound: (Ending music)
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